#( just in case

[bravepony]

Chokes on a fry

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

[villainbait]

This voice message from Sylus was so cute! Might be my second favorite behind his sleepy one.

[ivsleeptoken]

like a victorian man part 2 (ear edition)

[shazos]

now what do we have here ?

[little-bloodied-angel]

Asking an Olympian what they think about incest is like asking a fish what it thinks of water afhfst they dgaf

What does poor Hermes think of his great grandson being intimate with his own dad and uncle? I want to know, I crave the knowledge of this family wreath >:)

Tag: #manwhore au

[sillygoofyqueer]

You said you were studying to be Batman, so bats! 🦇🦇🦇

Wait… batyuan?

Shen Yuan transmigrating into a bat demon in a dark cave, alone (because male bats tend to remain solitary) and covered in blood - the original goods having been attacked by a predator before Shen Yuan popped in. One of the first things he has to do is get used to the difference in sight - it's really really good, but the difference in colour is stark, and he's not used to seeing so well in the dark!

[lloydskywalkers]

👀

please 🙏🏼

i'm assuming this is referring to the prompt share thing (albeit one i did like...four years ago asdfgh) so if not forgive me!! but :

Pixal frowns. “Is…someone playing music?”

Skylor pauses, listening. It actually does sound like someone’s playing music, oddly enough. A faint, tinny melody that sounds a lot like—

“My ringtone!” she yelps. 

Skylor tears her phone from her backpack, her fingers shaking as it buzzes wildly — for the first time in months, the screen is lighting up in bright little notifications. She keys in the password and her phone immediately begins yelling at her. 

“You have four hundred and fifty-two missed calls from Lloyd, six hundred and seventy-five unread messages from Kai, a thousand and fifty-two missed messages in Pajama People Group Chat, sixty-two missed calls from Chen’s Noodle House—”

“Oh FSM,” Skylor says faintly. 

“Open the group chat,” Pixal demands. “See if anyone will respond.”

Tapping on the terrible little cartoon ninja icon, Skylor flinches back as their group chat erupts in countless messages. At quick glance, most of them are from Lloyd — then Kai, Cole, Nya, and—

“Zane!” Pixal’s expression lights up the happiest Skylor’s seen her in months. “Skylor, please—”

“I’m texting, I’m texting,” she says, fingers frantically typing. 

“Please tell Zane: I am perfectly fine. Do not start talking to walls again. I am on my way back.”

“I…am…perfectly…fine…” Skylor mutters. “No…wall convos…”

[confusioncorvid]

>be me

>be girl

>be redhead

>have five lettered name

>have name starting with the letter M

>some guy named Link pulls up

>befriend him

>mfw

[littleragondin]

@benkaben !!!!!

HGSN ANIME TRAILER JUST DROPPED!!!!!!

[pinkvbay]

they need to get a room honestly, all 3 of them

[fairygodpiggy]

Roevember Day 14: Climb

[prompt list]

[the-zenith-calls]

something something come on the common tongue of your loving me you get the idea

[personinthepalace]

We work for an organization run by kids that investigates anything strange, weird, and especially odd. Our job is to put things right again. ODD SQUAD premiered on November 26, 2014

[nervousmonolith]

figured out why i dislike the term non-man so much thanks random screenshot

[leo-artista]

AU in which Ford is in much worse shape when Stan arrives in the shack so he has to take care of him, and they get to actually talk about stuff instead of fighting

[wanderingibon]

anya deserved so much better